Dating web sites.

[Badknees]

Oh I'm opening myself up for a right piss take now!

Right I'm getting grief off all my girly friends saying that I "apparently need a girl in my life" and after 3 years of been single I'm getting pushed into looking for one. And as they say" I'm so good with children" they keep breeding and naming me god father. i can't afford anymore god kids as the 8 present ones cost me a small fortune.

As I work in a totally male environment, get covered in mud and oil, work stupid hours, and weekends are taken up jumping into the ocean or some muddy puddle where for some reason i always end up with a mask full of snot and not looking my best, getting the chance to find a lady friend is............. remote.

So there's dial a bride or a dating website.
with all my spare cash going on diving, dial a bride is put on hold until i get very desperate or the constant nagging for my mates now wives and girl friends makes my ears start to bleed.

Has anyone had any experience with dating or dial a bride sites and can anyone recommend any?

No Airguzzler not those sites before you even think about it!

The ones I've looked at all the females state the blokes can't be sarcastic and they want toned and athletic partners.

so is there any sites where a bloke can be slighty plump and sarcastic? as i might fit in a little better on them.

Queue all piss take posts. Remember i have ammo on some of you.........

Thank you.

[Bobco]

The hard thing about getting into relationships is that half of it is you, between work and diving, what other time is there to go out and be nice and available.

Best of luck, and start clubbing
   

[air-guzzler]

Simon things you need to take into consideration.

1. Can i go diving
2. can i go to the LDS
3. Will i be able to buy what i like
4. am i prepared to clean up
5. how do i stop my little head ruling my big head
6. How will i tell her that im going on holiday with the lads
7. How will i find a realy atractive girl who dives
8. will she still look sexy with snott all over her face
   

Mate you lead a very charmed life ill swop you sharon for a weekend and ill look after your house and clean the cat litter tray out

[Baz]

How about this one, we get to write your advert for you and we get to choose who you date.

This could fill off gassing for months.


Top tip: Don't wear your hat on a date.

http://www.mysinglefriend.com

[Sakara Drinker]

Badknees Wrote:so is there any sites where a bloke can be slighty plump

You been on a diet mate?

[Jenkins]

OK I will try to be serious here.

Do YOU actually want a significant other?
If not no matter how perfect the girl you won't be committed and the relationship won't work.

What do you want from a partner? (KEEP IT CLEAN)
I mean is it companionship, an "on tap" dive buddy or both?

[Oceanic]

Have to agree with Jen.

You should definetly not go into a relationship because you are pressured to. It will never feel special. Best of waiting for the special one to come along. Shes out there somewhere, waiting untill your lives meet

When they nag you next time, just say you are waiting for someone special, as you have a high standard Thats what I did, only ever had one girl friend, who I am still with after 3 years. I never did the week long relationships that my buddies did. I took a lot of slack for it, but at the end of the day, I was also to busy to think about it, untill I met her.

I know im only a nipper compared to some people here, so dont take my opinions too seriously

[sira]

Mate there is so much pi** taking I could do but I won't I guess you will have to get the creditcard out and join a couple of sites. I will ask a dumb ars*d question but don't any of your mate girlfriend/wives have any single female mates? Wish I could help but I can't sorry mate.

[Badknees]

sira Wrote:but don't any of your mate girlfriend/wives have any single female mates? Wish I could help but I can't sorry mate.

no everyone round here is hooked up, I'm the only one left having fun and they want to to a stop to it.

[sira]

BK all you do is work and dive, Ok the diving fun but the working bit is shi*e, you just want to be like me and have a diving wife/girlfriend (and someone to tidy your house for you!)