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Words Women Use
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11-06-2008, 03:02 PM
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Words Women Use
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. WHATEVER The polite way of a woman saying F@*k Off or F@*k You! Sometimes used in place of FINE. |
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11-06-2008, 03:14 PM
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RE: Words Women Use
That first one reminds me what Bones says 'I told you half an hour ago, I'll be ready in 5 minutes'.
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11-06-2008, 03:54 PM
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RE: Words Women Use
Its all true, not a joke or funny story at all really!!
Except maybe the 'Thank you' one, we always say thanks... Us women understand us, so it must all be ok.... Ellie Ellie's Boat Diving Etiquette: Do Dive 1, Get Sea Sick, Throw Up, Eat Doughnut, Do Dive 2. Sorted! 
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11-06-2008, 04:21 PM
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RE: Words Women Use
Word of warning..... FINE has MANY more meanings than that !
 for example - if, when you ask " Are you ok ? " the reply is "FINE" - trust me - all is NOT fine........  Difficult aren't we ! |
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11-06-2008, 07:21 PM
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RE: Words Women Use
lol good one
...X... Aleia....X.... Mini Diver |
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11-06-2008, 08:15 PM
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RE: Words Women Use
True true...
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11-06-2008, 09:14 PM
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RE: Words Women Use
what does it mean when they tell you to....
Piss Off. F...k off The 3 Rules of Diving 1. Enjoy the dive. 2. Look Good. 3. Dont Die. ![[Image: tumbleweed.gif]](http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/tumbleweed.gif) http://nwd.freesmfhosting.com |
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11-06-2008, 09:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-06-2008 09:31 PM by Jason.)
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RE: Words Women Use
air-guzzler Wrote:what does it mean when they tell you to.... From my experience it means get out the kitchen..bless her..thats where they belong anyway. Apart from when she's got the hoover and polish in her hands... |
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11-06-2008, 09:57 PM
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RE: Words Women Use
Have you got your string vest and can of beer there Jason??
 Ellie Ellie's Boat Diving Etiquette: Do Dive 1, Get Sea Sick, Throw Up, Eat Doughnut, Do Dive 2. Sorted!
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11-06-2008, 10:46 PM
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RE: Words Women Use
Air-Guzzler/Jason,
WHATEVER! RachyBaby |
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